It is a shame I did not discover Asparagus earlier in life, and here is the only way to prepare it.
Ingredients:
Washed Asparagus
Vegetable Oil
Pinch of Pepper or other seasoning
Directions:
Mix your seasoning with the oil and use a brush to paint them evenly. Pop them in the oven for a few minutes then turn them continuing until they start to get the slightest brown or outer crispyness depending on your preference.